awayintoyourheart asked: did you know that there's a town in washington up near the border named "disappointment"
actually friend it is not a town, but a cape. Cape Disappointment. there’s a state park there, because that’s where Lewis and Clark finally reached the Pacific. the weather is usually always awful there.
here in washington there are many fabulous names to go around
THEY MAKE CEMENT THERE. GOOD JOB GUYS.
that deserves some kind of award
also good luck pronouncing these
that’s pronounced “SQUIM” by the way
and my personal favorite
I am from Washington and I live in a city called Snohomish and there are so many puns you can make with that name its ridiculous.
Heya I’m from Squalicum!
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.
did he also shoot the guy or was that a taser?
Taunting people with meat if they’re vegan or with junk food if they’re on a diet is really rude, and if you ever do this you are a disrespectful jerk who doesn’t deserve tacos and cupcakes. Thank you your time.